Hello to all, I have to share this great news with you all, our blogger Yazzy had a baby girl just an oz shy of seven pounds yesterday and to this we say to God be the glory! This birth (one which Yazzy always wondered if it would ever happen as she had no thought to it, her mind always on work) deserves a post and also celebration because of what Yazzy means to us here on this blog. There was a time when we here on Embracingspirituality felt and acted like a family. Some have gone astray, (perhaps I have been too busy to keep writing everyday as I use to, but I will be on track again very soon, and the family will once again gather) some get bun out by de hands of God caws dem never good in de first place and some turn peepers and sometimers. De bun out one dem mi nuh miss, Yazzy however have been with me through out and for her loyalty, I love her dearly
I remember I was driving on Owolowo road here in Nigeria and I received a call from Yazzy, after the preliminary screams and giggles like long last school girls coming back to school from spring break, she broke the news to me that she was pregnant. The screaming began again, of course on my behalf, so happy for my friend and her bundle encased within her tummy. She (being a first time mom) was a little nervous, ( this is why she called) and this of course was expected. I told her, don’t be, I had first dibs on being God mother unless de pickney grow up rude and mi haffi resign, or Yazzy tun har head and bite har lip while mi pudding some ole time Jamaican beaten or baxiding wid mi leather belt. Not spearing de rod and spoiling no child roun here! All throughout her pregnancy, we communicated as we anticipated the arrival of little Yazzy. She arrived today, one ounce less than Seven pounds, and about a week early (no patience and well waan see de world) which surprised me, (her size) because Yazzy is petite and had the neatest little belly. Bloggers help me welcome the newest member of our family, and pray for her that she grows strong and healthy and become a blessing to her mom, our Yazzy.
Yazzy and Mr. Yazzy congratulations. Mr. Yazzy do the right thing by your daughter and do not follow the pattern of a dead beat dad like the wicked baby father who ran away and leff de pickney dem widoutten look back. Or we will make a blog on you and find the righted name fi call yuh, so do de right ting! Yazzy, please breast feed, yuh titty dem nah yuh heng dung like slippers if you know how to do it. Never breast feed while laying down, sit up and feed her. If you allow her to feed while laying down, ah desso yuh titty dem aguh end up looking like two wet socks, so take heed. Pickney know how fi drag dung mumma titty dem ah Grung, whey yuh can all swing one side an box smaddy wid dem ( not talking from experience, fi mi dem still high up inna de air, we praise de Lawd!)
Yazzy, yuh tun big girl now, so who am I going to play dandy shandy and base ball with? Who will hold the rope with MTH while I jump room for rent apply within? Cami sometimish Han love fi sey she done play and Nunu have asthma. Who will pump with me on the swing sang? Yazzy who will help me comb de dolly hair, while MTH who play de mother gone ah market. Who will help mi laugh afta drunkaready Mr. Fergie when him drop offa de bar stool, eeh Yazzy, who? MTH and goody two shoes Nunu aguh sey we too wicked and yuh done know sey ah Cami ah de one fi always push him offa de stool when nobody nah look den she run gone.
Yazzy, you were the friend I wanted when I was five, the one to play my hoopla hoop with me, the one to look out as mi stone Mr Henry’s mango tree, and watch while mi teef mi MADDA chicken foot outta de soup pot fi mi an yuh. Now yuh busy ah breast feed, an ah change pampers. Lawd Yazzy yuh tun big ooman Pon mi, but mi happy fi yuh.
I have really met some truly wonderful people on this blog and you my friend are certainly one. Congratulations on your first, but certainly not your last. You have someone to love you now just for being you! God did the same for me, he sent me my children so that I could know what love and to be loved is.
I pray God gives you the courage to face your new life as a mom…..Àṣẹ
I pray that she gives you the peace you have been searching for my friend….Àṣẹ
I pray that every step she takes throughout this life, she makes you proud and she too will be proud of you as her mom…Àṣẹ
I pray that she as the first born will open the way of prosperity and all goodness to come for you….Àṣẹ
Having a girl child as a first born, is the greatest blessing a parent can have. Girl children bring about a certain blessing for the parents, many people do not know this. So in this, your gift from God, be happy Yazzy. We love you and little you!
Written by
Obara Meji
Metaphysics Teacher
Obara Meji is a spiritualist, Ifa-Orisa practitioner, and teacher of metaphysics. Since 2011 she has used her online platform to share her personal experiences to those seeking answers about spirituality. Her teachings will expand into short stories, novels, and public speaking to continue her mission of bringing enlightenment to the world.
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Greetings everyone. Yes, Yazzy, big up yuself. Shout out to baby Yazzy. I know she feels the love..and you tu Yazz-Yazz
This the baby’s post so until it changes she a get hail up right here.
Yazzy! How me girl doing..and you too? lololol
Evening everyone.
Joy, how work movements going?
Cami. Yazzy look like she busy like a bee, mi nuh hear nutten from her at all
Congregation yazz just come on the site
Congrats Yazz! Sending lots of love, peace and blessings your way on our new bundle. Yes I said ours because we ah family! O in her hysterical way is so right about breast feeding. Make sure not to lay lay on that or else your breasts will feel like rockets are being launch right out of dem (it hot). These first days and months are critically important in bonding with your child as you really learn who they are and what they will become. I wish I would have known this on my first child but as a young mother you sometimes learn things the second time around. You know if you need any help just reach out. Mums feel free if Yazz needs it to send on my info. Now to u Lady Obara, wah mek yuh stay suh? I’m over here deadING wid laff (had to write it out). Where were u when I needed u to tell me don’t breast feed laying down dwl…mi breasts nuh long like slippas but one more greedy pitney and it’s a wrap for me lol. Aww bwoy I can always get a laugh when I come on here. Love u guys and I love baby news as they are such beautiful blessings amongst all the sludge in this world.
Love Auntie Queenie
Congratulations Yazzy; though I don’t know you, God Mother has spoken so highly of you that I feel like I do. I wish nothing but the best for you and your new born. Just from reading the post I’m as excited for you as everyone is. You are blessed and will continue to be……. CONGRATS AGAIN.
Congrats Yazzy!!!!
CONGRATS- YAZZY!!!!!!!!
Congratulations Yazzy!! I hope you enjoy and cherish every moment with your baby.
As Nunu wudda sey ax pardon. Toy, big respect. How yu doing love?
Jesus Saviour pilot me, as mi tun mi back fi half hour Yazzy guh pregnant off and have baby. Merciful saviour, mi caan manage. Anyways, my heartiest congratulations to Yazzy and her little bundle of joy. Baby Yaz, is the first baby to born into our ES family. Baby Yaz has been into a family that loves her immensely, some of us nuh all togedda stable upstairs, but the love we have for you is beyond words. Mi well excited like a me dis have baby. The joy is realy.
Teach, mi dey yah a feel bipolar. When I saw the title I screamed till mi nearly pass out. Then when I read and saw that you were bigging me up, mi start bwal. Den mi read likkle more bout Cami an out a order Nunu an mi start laugh again. Reading the comments and seeing the nuff love from mi Charige, Cami, mi feel love all over again.
Its a full moon out tonight so forgive me for being so emotional. Love, light and happiness to one and all. Lady of the hour Yazzy Yaz (and Baby Yaz), big up yuself. Get rest and yes call on me, mi wi change di pampas dem, suh yu can get yu beauty rest. Teach a million times respect for the love that you show me continually. Regular bloggers, peepers and sometimes, big respect!
MTH! Happy Sunday (((MUAH)))
Baby Yazzy, happy Sunday to you and Mummy.
I’ll be back later.
Hail up! To all bloggers and readers.
Lmfaoooo….. unuh bad in ya is a shame!!! OBARA SEH DI HOTT GYAL DEM STUSH WID DI PAIN FROM DI ROTTEN TOOTHETH!!!!
NOW IS NOT DI TIME FOR MI A DO NUH MARKIT LAFFF…
….MI ukubut senotice ya now… but it NUH busssss out or nutin…. Matta a fact it CAWK UP BACK RIGHT AWAY!!!! RAYYYYY
Congratulations on the bundle of joy may your lives be filled with peace and prosperity
Yes Yazzy disclaimer please read carefully…..I Obara Meji being of sound mind!?? Well of sound mind to my specifications (ah doe bizznizz bout oonuh evaluation) declare before all and sundry that I doesn’t change pampers or nappy or any old claat tied round de pickney aldoe mi love her badly. I hired nannies to change mine, oh and mi nuh clean puke or suck nose naught from baby nose..ewwww, nopes I Kaint, mi just Kaint! Oh, and mi wi beat a screaming child to shut up, especially when mi waan sleep, mi nuh care how absurd dat sound!
Goodnight, little baby. Sleep well Yazzy, Obara, Toy, MTH, NuNu, SQ, G. Burney, and all.
“The happiest people don’t have the best of everything. They just make the best of everything”
Anonymous.
13 years ago I was wide eyed when my nephew did the ink discharge…my face still contorting while typing this lololol I was freaked out, then it was even worst when my niece was inky…hence, I don’t change them until they start voiding real pee. Me love wake them up if they are sleepers, and bath them just to see them looking up and smiling when the water touch them. Dressing them reminds me of playing with dollies or paper dolls.
11 Pm now, so baby mommy go get your rest. Feel free to write if you can’t sleep. Mozart and Viladi really do keep them calm and sleep long if you play either during their naps. All 4 of my sister’s children were my guinea pigs, lolol
lolollllllllll….Yazzy NOT pastor curtis at all! didn’t O have him a blow like dragon wid him hot breath?! The poor baby hair ago singe and she just a start out. lol
*****DROP DUNG******
DIS NEED DEAR PASTAH! LMFAOOOO…. DIS NEED BREDDA CURTIS OOOOOOO!!
Aseeee C. Burney. I felt as if I gave birth, tomorrow mi aguh give out cigars or ganja spliffs, either one lol
I know my responses arent rolling in as they normally would. I’m breastfeeding her and SHE LOVES HER FOOD!
MI TYYYYADDDD OUT BAXIDE!
Yazzy please do not give her the soother, and if you do do not follow nasty people and suck it as in cleaning it den give it to the poor unsuspecting baby. Mek she suck har finga like me use to do, Lawd mi miss mi finga bad, aldoe last night I made a vegetarian dish, (sweet yah!)which made me tuck my thumb in my mouth and went right to sleep. De food lick mi dung fi six, mi TUN back five again for a little while, and suck mi finga whole night while mi play wid mi ears.
Fuss ting mi run huh do a mek sure no write dung how do nuh end up wid nuh SLIPPAZZZZ!!
Pillows, pillows, pillows . Obara, new mommies fi look cute doing it man, lolol. Yazzy, you a go tired fi a few months until little lady fall in line. You have females to help you out?
I don’t have any children , but I was the one to get my sister’s babies at 3 am, or rush in the room just to carry them go bathe. I don’t change days old babies though…lol
awwww, people me love me do things for them at no charge *wink* and I love smelling newborns, and watch them being curious.
Cami MI jealous a yuh sistah Caz yuh mek a damp good aunty!
Mi bruk ya nung… but mi wi trade/barter if yuh babysitting expertise
Awwwwwwwwww!!
Hey my ladies!! Thanks for showing up to my lil babygirl’s celebration pawtyyyy dawdddyyyyy!!!
Obara this was REALLY nice of you to throw such a celebration together!
Obara, loyalty ova everything eenuh! Thanks for the kind words above…. yuh know MI naahhh leff yuh side!!
YAZZZY! me de here a grin like cheshire cat! llllllllllloooooooooooooooooooool
Yu pinch me good and proper, but me did suspect it was either marriage or a bambino. My girl, I say CONGRATULATIONS in the highest order!
So… You did braid up you hair fi look cute while pushing?
Can likkle lady fit her clothes being that she nearly 7lbs?
She bald?
Is she staring at you like “watever”, smiling or she sleepy? I like provoking sleepy babies…lololllll
Cami who have time fi rispanse (Macka diamond favorite word) fi looking cute while pushing out some big head pickney outta dem ukkubit ( fi some, some ave natural well)? All if some gal have ah thousand rotten teeth and nobody Nebba know to how dem talk Stoosh fi hide dem, when pain lick dem, gully bop dem TUN quick de way how de mout open wide wid de screaming!
Yazzy mek sure dem stitch yuh up back, caws de pickney dem wi tretch out yuh uukubit ooooooo!
Cami stop push off mr Fergie offa de bar stool, lol
lolol, I need to submit my blogger story for the year. My year as been interesting. Did Joy find work? From Wednesday I’ve been in a calm spirit and if it continues till Sunday I will be submitting. Yazzy, you a go drop dung wid laughing because it entails work drama, as well.
NuNu don’t think you not on my ((Muah)) list! REBEL GAL MTH! where art thou? Come hail up you likkle “god” niece.
ALL serious bloggers on here (awaken) are part of of something whole because we didn’t come on here and linked just for sport. It would be funny if in the “after” we find out that we belong to the one spirit group, hence our interactions in the here and now. Me a go dead wid laughing if Kevin belong to the group- because him and Obara lovvvvvvvvve the long writing.
Lincoln big up yu self bossie.
Where is Yazzy, Yazxy come tell we bout de baby pain ooooo
O, I’m going to spread you anti-slipper tits advice, dwllllllllllln. I know a few people who would have been glad to hear no fi lay dung…lol
Yazzy, sleep well.
Dwllllll, Cami, Lawd de floppy titty dem Nuffi appen at all
lolol, him need fi get up so yazzy and the baby can siddung, or she get fi rest the baby bag dung! lol
Toy, me always miss you mumz. Me have a bond with all the persons I met the first day and week I can on this site, but you’re that person that I tend to have an energy wave with when I’m offline or online- we tend to come on around the same time or after we hail each other. Me de yah all when me not commenting.
Yuh fi comment
BEFORE I start to read anything I have to send out the warmest of greetings to this newborn baby girl! WELCOME little one!
Yazzy! likkle YAZ turn MOMMMY!! HIP, HIP HOORAY!!!!! Hold her, smell her and embrace every single moment…kissses.
Aseee Toy!!!
Obaraaaaaaa big up yuhself
Congrats Yazzy on your beautiful baby girl. I am so happy that you are experiencing the greatest joy a woman can have. You and your baby will always be blessed.
Toy, how is you little one? You still doing the PTA circuit often?
O, you nailed the posting…Ase to all that you wish for Yazzy and her little lady. Yazzy, I can bet you already planning out shopping trips and hairstyles, lol
Warm heart Toy…((MUAH)))
Hailings to Obara Meji and all. What a beautiful end to a week…new life.
mi did miss yuh