June 16, 2011 Obara Meji 97Comment

In keeping with the culture theme of this week, here is the wonderfully melodious Stanley Beckford with one of his major Jamaican Independence day song, which he won in the independence day competition….Land of Peace and Love.  The second is the sensational Eric Donaldson with, This is the Land Of my Birth. And oonu know we haffi go inna de ghetto an skank wid Vegas, Shaggy, and the out law Josey Wales!! buss a wine pon de cawna and bubble likka tin a pepsi!!!

Recently I wrote this in response to a wonderful post I did on The Honorable Louise Bennet, I had so much fun with my regular children (viewers of the site), that I went to bed smiling. The camaraderie was marvelous, I have never even met these people but it feels to me  like they are family. What is important for us to know is that we all know each other, evry single soul here on earth has met in some other life time or the other. Believe if you want to believe, it matters not to me. This I know is true, but I am awake and have no intention of going back to sleep. While we commented on my Mother Louise Bennet, I became nostalgic about my home land. Sweet Jamaica, and my people and the mixture of personalities that lives there and below is what I wrote in the comment box…….

I Obara Meji do declare that I am a true Jamaican, regardless of the fact that I live abroad, and I must  truthfully say that I also love America, Africa as well, but my ambition is to… siddung pon de sidewalk pon a cawna inna de ghetto wid a box food and a bag juice, while music a play ah de rum bar next door and mi rum head, drunka ready fren missa Fergie out a road a gi mi peer joke and de neighba-hood mad gal Bev, whey people Obeah an mad off true she did bright, when she a go school, ah cuss an ah galang bad while de pickney dem out deh a badda badda har an run when she mek afta dem, and Jennifa and Peggy out fi fight ova Delroy de neigha-Hood…. Hood!!, while de police and de soja bwoy dem inna de bar ah smoke ganja an ah drink white rum, an de bar maid Irma a dig out dem pakkit!! an bar fly Suzie, Miss mary coolie gal in deh a look man, and infarma Dottie up stairs ah Missa He shop whey she live ah peep tru de winda, while jerky deh cross de road ah set up him drum pan fi jerk chicken lata, and Puncie send gone buy coal a town fi roast cawn, fi wi eat wid kuknat lickle more!, and de preacha boy just pass lickle while ago a shout repent!!, while some shot just buss off round de road,….. dat is my idea of a lovely day in Jamaica, mi madda wudda sey mi nuh ave nuh hambition but mi nuh Kattah!!

The world has it to say that Jamaica is the murder capital of the world, Palestine, Israel, Afghanistan cannot hold a candle to us in war and murder…Us???…lickle Jamaica???……I say Propoganda!!!!….Yes I know that crimes of all sorts occur every day and murder happens a lot,but the same can be said of a lot of places and this is a Country with a little less than Three million people, and can categorically be called a fish bowl. Everything that happens on the island is highlighted times one hundred!……. People fi low we hyah!…Jamaica nice.  Crime is everywhere, not only in Jamaica, however it’s not my intention to compare crimes from all over the world on this post. It is however my intention to say how and what I feel, and I want love to come back to the world, I wish (and I know it is only a wish), that communities from all over the world would get together and live as one, yes I know this is pure fantasy and the bigger heads (leader of the world), has set the world the way it is now, by inciting racial wars, and religious divides and worse of all for black people, teaching us to hate our selves. We disregard our ancestors and our original ways of Practice. I wrote of Queen Ann Nzingha, the other day in a post Titled The Excellence of Women and in that post I made mention of the fact that a lot of people has never heard of this great black woman. When are we going to wake up and stop fighting and hating each other and live as God’s people in love, peace and unity. Instead, we back bite and hate each other and do it in the name of whatever mythical deity we serve religiously as our Saviour. The stiff-necked fools close their minds to the truth and condemn even what they don’t know or understand. O mase O!, (what a pity in Yoruba!). Bring back de days dem when me like you and you like mi back, bring back de days when mi nah fight and cuss yuh, caws if yuh offen mi all mi  do is tell yuh wha yuh do mi and we work it out and everyting criss agen. Bring back de days where a village grows a child, bring back de days when mi a praise God an ah go tru an mi nah chat yuh inna church bout wha yuh wear come, and den lickle more ketch inna spirit and sey mi save an sanctified, holy ghost filled water baptized, Jesus pon mi mine, I have found a new life!!.

Mek old-time sinting come back agen, like Admiral Bailey sey.  When bad spirits come tru de yard and mi granny tun har role and crash up two cream soda, and de whole ah de pickney dem inna de yard git up an spin dem role to., lolol and mad man Ben Ben from cross de road cuss and sey..”oonu si man deh yah thirsty and oonu a dash whey good good cream soda pon duppy!..Jamaica Nice!! 

Tan an see nuh bruk nuh dance ongle intafarance…Jamaican Proverb

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Nyny2468
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I like the songs

Nyny2468
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How many people from Jamaica

Maniac
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Opti mi still ah wait fi di heemail haddress

Maniac
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Maniac

ok opti

Maniac
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u noe bout steel battam Opti?

Maniac
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Opti ah dat mi use fi kool mi dung more time….not necessarily di whites

Maniac
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SHARLENEROSEEEEE look ow lang mi deh beg yuh likkle ah u whites sista…..Cho

Maniac
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Bye Orisapikkney….Bless up sista…..inna di lights

Orisapikkney
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yeah dem a cirlce yuh? mine dem battrey yuh rassssss dem ile a ride dem…..woiiie if mi laugh mi fart! LATERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR YAWWLLLL MUCH LOVE AND B LESSINGS!!!

sharlenerose
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sharlenerose

whoaa…me body…i said seeking words of wisdom…let it be

Maniac
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Teacha soon come Orisapikkney.
Virgin u rite mama, some man blessed wid di hood enuh but nah ab a clueeeeeee…feel sey ef u nah run fram pillow to poas an ah bawl, dem nah do nutten

sharlenerose
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sharlenerose

opti…a coming back to you…cause a see what you are saying…dis ya exorcism naw go normal at all…based upon your visions…you need some thing stronger…seek a specialist…clickpon de contact obara meji sinting up a top desso…

Wasavirgin
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teacha mussi a cook!

Wasavirgin
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@maniac, dont!!!!!!!???? why some man a stallion and don’t know how to use it. Look like de beating of the papa tree, rush too much blood from dem brain to dem anocanda an dem mad. Which woman want har womb to be turned, surely not I. Dem must go do dem homework and know how fe use dem paw paw tree induced pee pee!!

Orisapikkney
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weh di one Teacha gawwn?

Maniac
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Orisapikkney doe sey dat maaaan… mi nah show off, but mi been tole mi deh pon di plus side an mi nuh waan nutten whey ah goh draw mi dung….so mi wii satisfy

Wasavirgin
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@Orisha pickney, do tell me if you find any herbs, a millionairess you would be.

Maniac
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Virgin mi agree wid yuh….summen tell mi sey di pawpaw chee wuk fi dem, nah goh near dat one atall tall tall….naw shiff mi woom ah raas

Orisapikkney
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Orisapikkney

Yuh see di one Maniac deh she so quiet causen seh she have batty arreddy……steuuuupsss
A chue seh mi have caucasian blood eena mi mek mi batty long…….cho man!

Was a virgin, NIkki minaj wear di booty pop dem! until she go get the silicone shots…….people dead off a dat!!! I am with you Sharlene herbs fi di ting!!!!! Mi will smell like scallion and thyme fi get mi batty!

Yuh want a waist bead? Mi will sen 2 fi yuh mi ago link Obara…….

Wasavirgin
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@Sharlene, I hope the snake was a anocando and not a garden one, Heaviats we deal wid. No womb turner though!!!

sharlenerose
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sharlenerose

seeking words of wisdom…let it be…

sharlenerose
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listen to me maniac..when you a dwl and a vbawl out bout whooa me clitoris…you never know seh him round deh a put visual inna people head…him opti is a cyber yhpnotist…you no see orisa deh a work and a get hot…and when me tell seh me a go cast out dem sinting deh…him seh dem seh a de snake me waan raas…you no hear me seh me sober dats why dem caan get to me…me and dem tideh

Maniac
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Sharlene beg yuh a jink deh mama….dis ah get BIGGA dan mi yah nuhg

sharlenerose
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@wasavirgin…me and you inna de same boat…but me waan find some herb fi rise de batty naturally…cause i don’t want no unorthodox surgeon come destroy me body…i will drink the herb…beat the herb…and even rub de herb on my body…wait me waan one of dem african waist bead orisa…helllpppp

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Bwoy Optimistic1 yuh a mussi Incubus roun here……..***fanning miself**** But wait why fi yuh tongue lang out so pon yuh avi?…………SHARLENE!! A di dutttaayyyyyyyy snake dat from yessiday a rear him head!! Him have a glasss yeye………….LMFAOOO!!!!

sharlenerose
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from yesterday me want to rass a snake…a u and dem wayward spirit a try torment me?

Wasavirgin
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Yes me a oshun pickney, and I am battily challenged. Me a go country Saturday, nuff papa tree is dere. Me a go try a ting when no bady nah watch……..ssshhhh……. come back an tell unno if me batty caan turn kumina batty, right now not even a toy drum me caan rate it as lol!!!. Whey Nicky Minaz dey, me waan know de surgeon fe see if a ting can gwaan fe me lol!!!

Orisapikkney
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Obara gawwn book di pawpaw tree ticket O!?

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kakarahtid…you mek me bawl out and a dwl…hellooo…mr optimistic you subliminally a try get inna me head…what a visual sir…are you versed in the art of suggestive thinking…am i to infer that you are suggesting that the exorccism is not on those wayward spirits but the snake whe you have whe no stop rise?

sharlenerose
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come in like de only day me come a school early…sane and sober…everybody else did carry liquor go dash inna de veggie milk box…a wha really a gwaan

Orisapikkney
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Orisapikkney

Is it true dat backaz mek it get big Optimus?

Maniac
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Hear yah nung….den if yuh par wid mad peepl yuh nuh muss get mad tuh??? Kakaraas
Woieeee mi clitoris

sharlenerose
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listen here…look like a four exorcism need fi perform…opti you need 3 goat…you no righted…no tell me seh u mad like splendeed…obara, maniac, and orisa…the three a unno mad? or unno did a drink mad puss piss…tell me now…hownowbrowncow….

Maniac
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U hear dat Sharlene? hear whey Opti sey ‘Come climb it’…..wat u waiting fa ooman, goh clime eee

Orisapikkney
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Hey flighting tail Maniac wid yuh bullfrog batty stop show off pon wi O! Mi ago rub mi batty wid scallion and beat it pon a pawpaw tree fi good measure. (OMG i’m actually picturing myself do this shit) Slow wine pon pawpaw treeeeeeeeee

Maniac
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Di neegle yeye pum pum, di neegle yeye pum pum……..help mi out deh

sharlenerose
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no sah…opti…hello…me have deh remedy…dash de basil…light de sulphur…no….you need ruda…yes arrossa con todo pon you rass…shelalabamba…woi…woi…woi…wheeel…wheel..sprinkle holy water…psalm 1….wheel…wheel…dash cascarilla mixed with blue pon you forehead…form a cross…cut goat head…make blood cross from you head to you toe…go dung a de river…wash it off…exorcism complete…nyamorenyekeo…inna me tina turner voice…all is well again…

Maniac
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Sharlene an Orisa mek uunu neba call mi man?

Welcome Virgin…..
Wait ah ongle mi won hab batty???? Batty to di werl….

Opti mine ah yuh hab di tattoo enuh…wispa tell mi deh

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WAIT FI MI? from i born Obaraaaaaaa!! kumina batty……mi want a Jumping Poccomania battty!! It gwine to be the leader and call di likkle batty dem O!

sharlenerose
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sharlenerose

wooooaaaaa…..a which realm opti and dem de spirit a travel pon

sharlenerose
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look like seh osun pitny dem naw no batty…me waan batty too….anybody have de remedy…gi me

Orisapikkney
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Lol was a virgin!!!!!!!!! I as well is battily challenged! When u fine di pawpaw chree do it and mek mi know if it work…..

Wasavirgin
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I am batty challenged, I wonder if beating my buttocks on a papaya tree, would create magic????. I wouldn’t try my vajay-jay though. I really like my needle eye!!!

Orisapikkney
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Yes “We Dah Bes” (Khaled voice) lol Hey yuh membah Best dressed chicken? Those chickens were so fresh and sized right, unlike deeze steroid chickens..

Maniac
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Coco Fat, Coco Fat make me fat….coco fat, coco fat make me fat……….
Wi ah di bess

Orisapikkney
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mi nuh wrang yuh teach doah mek she use yuh bachoom causen seh sum big batty ooman nuh wipe properly and lef dee dee pon di back a di toilet seat…….and wah bout di one dem wid long finga nail and big batty? mi nuh wah nyam from nun a dem!!

Bwile crab a my mijjle name di big dutty land crab dem…..dem blue crab up yah a tease Maniac dem leg dem so lukku bit…….mi want a big dutty Fay Brown crab weh mi lick di back pon mi faread and knee and seh “COME BUTTA COME FAT”

Maniac
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Sharlene whey u run gone…..Optimistic1 where art thou mi breddren

Maniac
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Ah dat deh kine ah batty u waan teecha? whey wen u ben di cawna it still deh roun deh ah come….If i laaf yah tiddeh

Maniac
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Ah whey di kakafawt ah gwaan yah?

Orisa u c di picha dem inna di sekan video? Di bwile crab…di crab…di crab (mi seh I mek couple ah dem fawt whey day yah)….No man, Jamdung nice nuh blurtneet!!!

Mi tink ah ‘titi biter’ dem sey mek titti bigga, fuss mi ah hear bout skellian

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Mi seh any how Obara deh pon bike back she will cuss out di driva dem roun har………..lol dwll dwl mi can her har nung a cuss

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das mi get mi waist beads dem mi want a owl HIGNARANT bottom………..weh yuh can sit a cup pon lmfaoooo…….well dem seh iffen yuh rub scallion pon breas dem will get bigger…….can i try it on my butt? lol

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What a galang mi big Prefect! Salute to you!!!…..Sharlene beg yuh a jink

Orisapikkney
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Mi ago beat dis yah flat bammy till it bufffffff!! Dem mus have a tree a Africa fi dat Teacha…..do they? lol

Maniac
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sascrise….uunu fi larn fi satisfy!!!!!!! fuss di buddy nung di batty??? ah wha deh gwaaning eenyah tiddeh doe fawda

Maniac
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Orisapikkneyyyyy waa gwaan mi sparring P?
Mi mad fren Sharlenerose how u do mumma?

Mi naybin ah look pon di one Optimistic enuh….caw him nuh tap look ooman rite in front ah mi face….nuh buddy principle

Gud aftanune teacha…

Maniac
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Hai Aiye Hiyah Fiyah…..I are deh ere!!!!

Orisapikkney
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a whoo qa beat up dem teely pon pawpaw treee? I wonda if it works on getting a bigger butt?

sharlenerose
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a whe de one maniac deh she naw come a school…mi a send de prefect go a de principal’s office

sharlenerose
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de one opti no easy at all enuh…like him mind deh pon anodda realm

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me sharlene…no opti i would neva eva do dat…not a so…no…don do dat…whararaa..leg have same powers as the papa tree…talk up and tell me a who…me waan know…da leg de would a haffi strong

sharlenerose
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it wasnt me…it was not i…i tink was maniac and brown gal and opti…three a dem walking side by side.

sharlenerose
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optimistic waan tun mandingo overnight…naw look pon him…

Orisapikkney
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Mi jus reach to! a eveling shift mi deh pon dis week….lol

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wait a minute…me reach a schoool…kakarass

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